Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Two Short Stories from the Mall

I was in a MALL and I went past two OLD LADIES, like old as in they could have been grandmothers both of 'em

Anyhoooooo, the one says to the other AND I QUIZZOTE, "I just think it's kind of funny, yo."

YO SHE SAID YO. I thought I was mishearing it and then I said to my sister (she was there too!) "It sounded like that old lady said yo" and she said "Oh, she did."

THE STORY CONTINUES (although honestly that was the best part, it's all downhill from here).

A discussion between two employees from Sears as we walked away from them after getting some unhelpful assistance:

GIRL: "So, you want to go bowling?"

GUY: "I hate bowling."



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