Wednesday, February 15, 2006

License to Blog

Hi everybody. I decided to write a rap song about blogging. Please enjoy.

Aw damn, aw man, it's time to update my blog! (BLOG!)
Can't spend all day bein' a lump on a log! (LOG!)
Sittin' around, unemployed, waitin' fo da money to roll in
Ten cents a month, let the splurging begin!! (DAMN!!)

Get down to the T-Bell, buy five big-ass chalupas
Extra fire sauce please, I'm in a spicy stupah! (STUPOR!)
It's aight, I'll afford it, I can be a fat hog!
Every day like eight mofos come visit my blog! (HECK!)

That's my blog! (livin' large)
That's my blog!! (I'm in charge!)
That's my BLOG!!!
Every day, see me smirkin', workin' hard on my BLOG!!!!

Don't see why I'd have to work 9 to 5! (FIVE!)
My internet 'pinions more than keep me alive! (LIVE!)
Four Cup O' Noodles and, like, two Mac n' Cheese
At the Medieval Times, can't have feasts much like these!

See all the suckaz in they formal attire
Get back to yo 'putah, get yoself on da wire!
While you breakin' yo back, takin' shit from the man
I'll be livin' da good life wit dis BLOG I DONE RAN!!!

That's my blog! (livin' large)
That's my blog!! (I'm in charge!)
That's my BLOG!!!
Every day, see me smirkin', workin' hard on my BLOG!!!!

That's my blog! (livin' large)
That's my blog!! (I'm in charge!)
That's my BLOG!!!
Every day, see me smirkin', workin' hard on my BLOG!!!!

That's right, baby. Once a day, seven days a week. The Blogmastah Plork. I'ma take you out to Sal's, you pick out whateva you want, it's on me. Well, shit! Not that! That's leather! Anything else though. Well not fuckin' heels! Not heels! How 'bout this shirt? Says "I skated my way to Nathan's Bar Mitzvah" on it. This shit'll go with anything. See? I tol' ya. We on top o' the world now, baby. Top o' the world.

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