A Beautiful, True Story

Here's a vulgar little thing I overheard a gentleman saying recently.

I was walking down the main street not too far from my apartment in Jersey City. As I walked past a group of three guys talking, I overheard one of them (VERY LOUDLY) say this bit of genius:

"I dunno. I think she was scared or something... Maybe it was me. Because, like, I took out my cock while we were kissin' and shit."

MAYBE!!!

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