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30 Jun 2009

Robot Chicken did this Michael Bay 'splosion-based parody that was pretty spot on, I guess. But I am also pretty sure my award-killing screenplay for the original Michael Bay's 'Splosions totally predates it. This is the sequel. It's got more of what chu want and less time-wasting talky words. Also, read the original here, because otherwise you're just gonna be so lost.
by Joe


23 Jun 2009

Whoa, Internet! I forgot you were there for a sec. Well, the folks behind Freaky Farley gave me a copy of their new film and since seeing legitimately independent films is fun for me and reviewing something relatively unknown is one of the few times I feel useful on this website, I had a rather good time with Monsters, Marriage and Murder in Manchvegas. Go read now!
by Joe


29 May 2009

Here's an arguably classick review of the game Farenheit/Indigo Damacy/Indigo Prophecy. The creator and studio responsible's new game is getting uberhyped, but looks to me like it's going to blow in much the same style as this one did. As getting a PS3 is like a magical fever dream to me, this old review will have to do. It should apply just as well to the new game.
by Joe


16 May 2009

Here's a text dump about the game Braid that is my assessment of why its attempts at a storyline don't really work. It's not funny and if you want to but haven't played the game yet, you shouldn't read it due to spoilers. So it's only for people who've finished Braid and wish to hear lengthy opinions on the legitimacy of its story. Being easily accessible is sort of my thing.
by Joe


06 May 2009

I'm writing a new thing that only a small audience will appreciate (in other words, business as usual), but it's not gonna be done for a few more days whilst I pretend to have a life so here's an update of the classick variety by Jeff. It's about Bazooka Joe bubble gum, most specifically it's not-goodness.
by Joe


21 Apr 2009

Not so long ago the creators of the Adult Swim series Xavier: Renegade Angel had a contest in which one could submit their own animation to be included as part of the series. I half-assed an entry, which is sort of my thing. Apparently, this fact was totally lost on them 'cuz I ain't win nuttin'. Anyway, you can watch it now. If you want.
by Joe


16 Apr 2009

How goes it? I wrote a thing about what I think the most overrated foreign films are. So take that foreigners and the country of Foreignia. And you locals can take it too. And read it at your leisure. Maybe take a few breaks now and then, if you like. It's a bit lengthy after all.
by Joe


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